Feb. 9, 2023
Cheap Chicken Wings for Super Bowl! Name a Cockroach after your ex-lover and feed it to the animals!
Good news for the Super Bowl (unless you are a chicken) - the price of wings went down.
And can't stand your ex? Have their love letters turned into toilet paper...or maybe name a roach after them and feed it to the zoo animals!
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The Shark Deck. I'm Johnny Mack
with five good news stories. Hey,
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good news unless you're a chicken.
Chicken wing prices are falling just in time
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00:00:13.759 --> 00:00:17.239
for the Super Bowl. If you
are a chicken, I appreciate you listening
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00:00:17.239 --> 00:00:19.839
because you clearly went through a lot
of effort to do that. But for
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00:00:19.920 --> 00:00:23.679
your humans out there, chicken wings
are running about two sixty two a pound,
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00:00:23.879 --> 00:00:26.559
down from two ninety eight a year
ago. Yeah, have you been
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00:00:26.600 --> 00:00:30.160
to the pub lately? Whatever happened
at ten cent wings? Haven't seen that
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00:00:30.199 --> 00:00:34.960
in two decades, Johnny Mack.
The National Chicken Council forecasts that Americans will
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00:00:35.000 --> 00:00:39.439
eat eighty four million more chicken wings
during the Super Bowl weekend than they ate
10
00:00:39.560 --> 00:00:45.399
last year, bringing the total two
one point four five billion chicken wings.
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00:00:45.960 --> 00:00:50.000
The two main reasons are more favorable
prices and people getting back to normal and
12
00:00:50.039 --> 00:00:53.479
gathering for the big game, whether
at home, at a bar or restaurant.
13
00:00:53.719 --> 00:00:57.719
That is from the spokesperson for the
Chicken Wing Council. His name,
14
00:00:57.799 --> 00:01:00.359
and this is a Super Bowl story, And I'm a little suspect here.
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The spokesperson's name is Tom Super.
Yeah, Tom Super telling us about the
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00:01:06.959 --> 00:01:10.760
Super Bowl. M Other than wings. Host will be able to save on
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00:01:10.840 --> 00:01:15.560
avocados for guacamole. That'll make my
friend Mike pretty happy. Avocado prices down
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00:01:15.599 --> 00:01:21.159
twenty percent thanks to a strong crop
ear. Unfortunately, beer prices have increased
19
00:01:21.200 --> 00:01:23.000
by eleven percent in the past here. As for the wings, I'll take
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00:01:23.040 --> 00:01:26.280
twelve hots. Anybody out there a
fan of a porter potty? No,
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00:01:26.640 --> 00:01:30.159
yes, Well, if you're a
fan of porter potties, good news.
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A startup has invented a porter potty
that converts waste and we know what we
23
00:01:34.519 --> 00:01:38.519
mean by waist okay into high quality
fertilizer. The Vermont based startup is called
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00:01:38.560 --> 00:01:42.480
Wasted, and they're not promising to
make porter potties kind of awesome, but
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00:01:42.560 --> 00:01:47.799
at least the waste will get turned
into something good. A group of Peloton
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00:01:48.000 --> 00:01:51.840
enthusiasts. I love that Peloton enthusiasts. They are from the Facebook group Wicked
27
00:01:51.879 --> 00:01:56.200
Smart Zone. They brought a ray
of sunshine to the folks at the tavern
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00:01:56.239 --> 00:01:59.400
on the wharf and Plymouth, mass
That's why I dipped into the horrible Boston
29
00:01:59.439 --> 00:02:02.239
accent there. Wicked Smart Zone.
Twenty two of them gathered for breakfast.
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They left a tip. Guess how
much the tip was forty six hundred dollars.
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00:02:07.359 --> 00:02:10.159
Yeah, there were additional one hundred
people who contributed online. The servers
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00:02:10.159 --> 00:02:15.439
were overwhelmed by the kindness, one
saying was the most heartwarming, incredible thing
33
00:02:15.479 --> 00:02:19.319
that has honestly ever happened. Megan, the waitress said, after the hundreds,
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there were twenties. We were just
tears, tears, tears. It's
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00:02:21.840 --> 00:02:23.240
incredible. I live alone, I
have two daughters. Rent is due in
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00:02:23.280 --> 00:02:27.879
two days. This was the most
heartwarming, incredible thing that's ever happened.
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00:02:27.879 --> 00:02:30.319
I couldn't be more appreciative. I
could cry talking about it right now.
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00:02:30.719 --> 00:02:35.560
Josh Vernon is the organizer of the
Wicked Smot Zone, and he hopes the
39
00:02:35.599 --> 00:02:38.840
group's actions will inspire others to do
the same. So if you're at the
40
00:02:38.879 --> 00:02:40.599
tavern this weekend, leave a forty
six hundred dollars tip, will you?
41
00:02:40.879 --> 00:02:45.919
The zoners plan to keep spreading kindness
and making positive impacts in their community.
42
00:02:51.240 --> 00:02:54.560
I am Patty Callahan, Henry,
I am Mary kay Andrews, I'm Kristin
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00:02:54.639 --> 00:03:00.400
Harmel, and I'm Kristy Woodson Harvey. Friends of Fiction is led by four
44
00:03:00.439 --> 00:03:05.159
longtime friends, the four of us
with more than seventy five published books between
45
00:03:05.240 --> 00:03:08.599
us. Through end depth conversations and
interviews, we discussed the books we've written,
46
00:03:09.000 --> 00:03:13.680
the books we're reading, and the
art of storytelling. We are here
47
00:03:13.680 --> 00:03:19.800
with endless stories to support indie bookstores, authors, librarians and readers just like
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00:03:19.960 --> 00:03:24.520
you. We are always seeking innovative
ways to introduce dynamic voices and trends in
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00:03:24.599 --> 00:03:29.479
publishing. On this channel, you
will find hundreds of episodes with some of
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00:03:29.520 --> 00:03:32.280
your favorite authors, including the four
of us with our new releases. As
51
00:03:32.319 --> 00:03:37.919
we reveal the stories behind the stories, offer writing tips, and talk about
52
00:03:37.919 --> 00:03:42.960
the creation of novels, memoirs,
and nonfiction titles. So if you love
53
00:03:43.039 --> 00:03:46.719
books and you're curious about the writing
world, you are in the right place.
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00:03:47.280 --> 00:04:00.000
You can listen to friends and Fiction
on any major streaming platform. Valentine's
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Day is coming. I've got two
fun stories for you here. The first
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00:04:02.919 --> 00:04:06.919
is from toilet paper company, who
gives a crap that's the name of their
57
00:04:06.919 --> 00:04:11.719
company. They want to help you
forget your ex in the best, most
58
00:04:11.840 --> 00:04:15.120
innovative way on the most romantic day
of the year. Okay, you're ready.
59
00:04:15.560 --> 00:04:18.399
If you're single, you'll have the
opportunity to flush everything associated with your
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00:04:18.480 --> 00:04:21.279
X down the toilet. Yep.
All the love letters, the cards,
61
00:04:21.399 --> 00:04:27.639
the notes here excent you. All
that can be turned into recycled toilet paper.
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00:04:28.199 --> 00:04:30.120
You know what to do from there. And if that's not good enough,
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00:04:30.519 --> 00:04:34.600
a zoo is offering a special service
for jilted lovers this Valentine's Day.
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You can name a cockroach after them, and not just that way. Do
65
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you hear the twist here? All
right? So you're gonna pay five dollars
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00:04:41.920 --> 00:04:45.120
to name a cockroach after your ex
and then what are they gonna do.
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00:04:45.399 --> 00:04:47.639
They're gonna feed it to one of
the animals at the zoo. If that's
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00:04:47.680 --> 00:04:51.319
not enough, you can pay twenty
bucks name a rat and they'll feed the
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00:04:51.399 --> 00:04:56.920
rat to a reptile. It's called
crimea Cockroach. It's at the San Antonio
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Zoo. It'll be live streamed on
Facebook. Any One who buys a cockroach
71
00:05:00.759 --> 00:05:05.240
also receives a social media certificate,
meaning you can tag your former lover in
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00:05:05.279 --> 00:05:12.040
the video. Awesome your five good
news stories for today. Follow the show
73
00:05:12.079 --> 00:05:15.759
for free, Facebook, Spotify,
YouTube, wherever you get your shows.
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00:05:15.839 --> 00:05:18.279
Happy Valentine's Day, huh, I've
got one more episode before Valentine's Day.
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00:05:18.279 --> 00:05:23.120
All right, I'll see you Monday. Hi. I'm Johnny Man, cost
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00:05:23.160 --> 00:05:26.319
of Daily Comedy News. Do you
like a little Letterman homage there on the
77
00:05:26.399 --> 00:05:29.199
music? Good? Yeah. Start
your mornings with a quick ten minute recap
78
00:05:29.240 --> 00:05:32.439
of late nights, Not Dave All
Late Night and the latest on Dave Chappelle,
79
00:05:32.560 --> 00:05:36.240
Chris Rock, John Maliney, Tickna
Sorrow, Eliza Slassenger, Amy Schumer,
80
00:05:36.319 --> 00:05:41.120
Joe Rogan, Mark Marin, all
your favorite comedians. It's Daily Comedy
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00:05:41.160 --> 00:05:44.199
News. It's an easy way to
start your morning, and I promise I'll
82
00:05:44.279 --> 00:05:51.040
keep it clean. Daily Comedy News
wherever you get your shows.
1
00:00:02.520 --> 00:00:09.000
The Shark Deck. I'm Johnny Mack
with five good news stories. Hey,
2
00:00:09.039 --> 00:00:13.679
good news unless you're a chicken.
Chicken wing prices are falling just in time
3
00:00:13.759 --> 00:00:17.239
for the Super Bowl. If you
are a chicken, I appreciate you listening
4
00:00:17.239 --> 00:00:19.839
because you clearly went through a lot
of effort to do that. But for
5
00:00:19.920 --> 00:00:23.679
your humans out there, chicken wings
are running about two sixty two a pound,
6
00:00:23.879 --> 00:00:26.559
down from two ninety eight a year
ago. Yeah, have you been
7
00:00:26.600 --> 00:00:30.160
to the pub lately? Whatever happened
at ten cent wings? Haven't seen that
8
00:00:30.199 --> 00:00:34.960
in two decades, Johnny Mack.
The National Chicken Council forecasts that Americans will
9
00:00:35.000 --> 00:00:39.439
eat eighty four million more chicken wings
during the Super Bowl weekend than they ate
10
00:00:39.560 --> 00:00:45.399
last year, bringing the total two
one point four five billion chicken wings.
11
00:00:45.960 --> 00:00:50.000
The two main reasons are more favorable
prices and people getting back to normal and
12
00:00:50.039 --> 00:00:53.479
gathering for the big game, whether
at home, at a bar or restaurant.
13
00:00:53.719 --> 00:00:57.719
That is from the spokesperson for the
Chicken Wing Council. His name,
14
00:00:57.799 --> 00:01:00.359
and this is a Super Bowl story, And I'm a little suspect here.
15
00:01:00.640 --> 00:01:06.920
The spokesperson's name is Tom Super.
Yeah, Tom Super telling us about the
16
00:01:06.959 --> 00:01:10.760
Super Bowl. M Other than wings. Host will be able to save on
17
00:01:10.840 --> 00:01:15.560
avocados for guacamole. That'll make my
friend Mike pretty happy. Avocado prices down
18
00:01:15.599 --> 00:01:21.159
twenty percent thanks to a strong crop
ear. Unfortunately, beer prices have increased
19
00:01:21.200 --> 00:01:23.000
by eleven percent in the past here. As for the wings, I'll take
20
00:01:23.040 --> 00:01:26.280
twelve hots. Anybody out there a
fan of a porter potty? No,
21
00:01:26.640 --> 00:01:30.159
yes, Well, if you're a
fan of porter potties, good news.
22
00:01:30.200 --> 00:01:34.519
A startup has invented a porter potty
that converts waste and we know what we
23
00:01:34.519 --> 00:01:38.519
mean by waist okay into high quality
fertilizer. The Vermont based startup is called
24
00:01:38.560 --> 00:01:42.480
Wasted, and they're not promising to
make porter potties kind of awesome, but
25
00:01:42.560 --> 00:01:47.799
at least the waste will get turned
into something good. A group of Peloton
26
00:01:48.000 --> 00:01:51.840
enthusiasts. I love that Peloton enthusiasts. They are from the Facebook group Wicked
27
00:01:51.879 --> 00:01:56.200
Smart Zone. They brought a ray
of sunshine to the folks at the tavern
28
00:01:56.239 --> 00:01:59.400
on the wharf and Plymouth, mass
That's why I dipped into the horrible Boston
29
00:01:59.439 --> 00:02:02.239
accent there. Wicked Smart Zone.
Twenty two of them gathered for breakfast.
30
00:02:02.239 --> 00:02:07.200
They left a tip. Guess how
much the tip was forty six hundred dollars.
31
00:02:07.359 --> 00:02:10.159
Yeah, there were additional one hundred
people who contributed online. The servers
32
00:02:10.159 --> 00:02:15.439
were overwhelmed by the kindness, one
saying was the most heartwarming, incredible thing
33
00:02:15.479 --> 00:02:19.319
that has honestly ever happened. Megan, the waitress said, after the hundreds,
34
00:02:19.319 --> 00:02:21.800
there were twenties. We were just
tears, tears, tears. It's
35
00:02:21.840 --> 00:02:23.240
incredible. I live alone, I
have two daughters. Rent is due in
36
00:02:23.280 --> 00:02:27.879
two days. This was the most
heartwarming, incredible thing that's ever happened.
37
00:02:27.879 --> 00:02:30.319
I couldn't be more appreciative. I
could cry talking about it right now.
38
00:02:30.719 --> 00:02:35.560
Josh Vernon is the organizer of the
Wicked Smot Zone, and he hopes the
39
00:02:35.599 --> 00:02:38.840
group's actions will inspire others to do
the same. So if you're at the
40
00:02:38.879 --> 00:02:40.599
tavern this weekend, leave a forty
six hundred dollars tip, will you?
41
00:02:40.879 --> 00:02:45.919
The zoners plan to keep spreading kindness
and making positive impacts in their community.
42
00:02:51.240 --> 00:02:54.560
I am Patty Callahan, Henry,
I am Mary kay Andrews, I'm Kristin
43
00:02:54.639 --> 00:03:00.400
Harmel, and I'm Kristy Woodson Harvey. Friends of Fiction is led by four
44
00:03:00.439 --> 00:03:05.159
longtime friends, the four of us
with more than seventy five published books between
45
00:03:05.240 --> 00:03:08.599
us. Through end depth conversations and
interviews, we discussed the books we've written,
46
00:03:09.000 --> 00:03:13.680
the books we're reading, and the
art of storytelling. We are here
47
00:03:13.680 --> 00:03:19.800
with endless stories to support indie bookstores, authors, librarians and readers just like
48
00:03:19.960 --> 00:03:24.520
you. We are always seeking innovative
ways to introduce dynamic voices and trends in
49
00:03:24.599 --> 00:03:29.479
publishing. On this channel, you
will find hundreds of episodes with some of
50
00:03:29.520 --> 00:03:32.280
your favorite authors, including the four
of us with our new releases. As
51
00:03:32.319 --> 00:03:37.919
we reveal the stories behind the stories, offer writing tips, and talk about
52
00:03:37.919 --> 00:03:42.960
the creation of novels, memoirs,
and nonfiction titles. So if you love
53
00:03:43.039 --> 00:03:46.719
books and you're curious about the writing
world, you are in the right place.
54
00:03:47.280 --> 00:04:00.000
You can listen to friends and Fiction
on any major streaming platform. Valentine's
55
00:04:00.120 --> 00:04:02.840
Day is coming. I've got two
fun stories for you here. The first
56
00:04:02.919 --> 00:04:06.919
is from toilet paper company, who
gives a crap that's the name of their
57
00:04:06.919 --> 00:04:11.719
company. They want to help you
forget your ex in the best, most
58
00:04:11.840 --> 00:04:15.120
innovative way on the most romantic day
of the year. Okay, you're ready.
59
00:04:15.560 --> 00:04:18.399
If you're single, you'll have the
opportunity to flush everything associated with your
60
00:04:18.480 --> 00:04:21.279
X down the toilet. Yep.
All the love letters, the cards,
61
00:04:21.399 --> 00:04:27.639
the notes here excent you. All
that can be turned into recycled toilet paper.
62
00:04:28.199 --> 00:04:30.120
You know what to do from there. And if that's not good enough,
63
00:04:30.519 --> 00:04:34.600
a zoo is offering a special service
for jilted lovers this Valentine's Day.
64
00:04:34.639 --> 00:04:39.120
You can name a cockroach after them, and not just that way. Do
65
00:04:39.120 --> 00:04:41.879
you hear the twist here? All
right? So you're gonna pay five dollars
66
00:04:41.920 --> 00:04:45.120
to name a cockroach after your ex
and then what are they gonna do.
67
00:04:45.399 --> 00:04:47.639
They're gonna feed it to one of
the animals at the zoo. If that's
68
00:04:47.680 --> 00:04:51.319
not enough, you can pay twenty
bucks name a rat and they'll feed the
69
00:04:51.399 --> 00:04:56.920
rat to a reptile. It's called
crimea Cockroach. It's at the San Antonio
70
00:04:57.079 --> 00:05:00.360
Zoo. It'll be live streamed on
Facebook. Any One who buys a cockroach
71
00:05:00.759 --> 00:05:05.240
also receives a social media certificate,
meaning you can tag your former lover in
72
00:05:05.279 --> 00:05:12.040
the video. Awesome your five good
news stories for today. Follow the show
73
00:05:12.079 --> 00:05:15.759
for free, Facebook, Spotify,
YouTube, wherever you get your shows.
74
00:05:15.839 --> 00:05:18.279
Happy Valentine's Day, huh, I've
got one more episode before Valentine's Day.
75
00:05:18.279 --> 00:05:23.120
All right, I'll see you Monday. Hi. I'm Johnny Man, cost
76
00:05:23.160 --> 00:05:26.319
of Daily Comedy News. Do you
like a little Letterman homage there on the
77
00:05:26.399 --> 00:05:29.199
music? Good? Yeah. Start
your mornings with a quick ten minute recap
78
00:05:29.240 --> 00:05:32.439
of late nights, Not Dave All
Late Night and the latest on Dave Chappelle,
79
00:05:32.560 --> 00:05:36.240
Chris Rock, John Maliney, Tickna
Sorrow, Eliza Slassenger, Amy Schumer,
80
00:05:36.319 --> 00:05:41.120
Joe Rogan, Mark Marin, all
your favorite comedians. It's Daily Comedy
81
00:05:41.160 --> 00:05:44.199
News. It's an easy way to
start your morning, and I promise I'll
82
00:05:44.279 --> 00:05:51.040
keep it clean. Daily Comedy News
wherever you get your shows.