Cat and Lamb named Couple of the Year

0:03 Kalaruga Shark Media. Hey there, I'm Johnny Mack with five good news stories. Hey, congratulations to those lovebirds Masazeke and Bagel. They've been named couple of the year. That's right, those crazy kids are the couple of the Year, as named by the Odessa Zoo in Ukraine on social media. The zoo said that Masazeke the cat and Bagel the Lamb were chosen as a couple of the Year, beating several same species pairs including lemurs, tigers and porcupines. Masazeke, whose name translates to massage therapist, can often be seen perched on Bagel's back. Bagel, again, is a lamb. A Couple of the Year is an annual tradition at the zoo. Last year's winners were a pair of mated sheep. In Mississippi, the police are asking residents to be on the lookout for a felony fleeing and disorderly conduct EMU. The police said the EMU was last seen on Highway six over by the Hundai dealership. You know the spot They shared a wanted boaster for Emu. The greed saying the Australian native bird is wanted for felony, fleeing and disorderly conduct.

1:06 The police reminds us please use all caution if you come into contact with the suspect. It's known to charge at anyone standing in the way of its freedom. The police remind you don't honk your car horns. If you see the UMU. She's scared and the owners have got a team helping them to get her back home safe. If you spot her, please notify us. We'll get in touch with the owners. Johnny Mack, you got a record for us. Sure, a Minnesota man played the world's fastest round of disc golf. Most people call it frisbee golf, but I guess Frisbee's a trademark, so disc golf. Sure. The man completed a full eighteen hole round of disc golf in four minutes and fifty eight point seven six seconds. How far apart are these eighteen holes, never mind the frisbee part. Could you even travel the eighteen holes in four minutes and fifty eight point seven six seconds. Well, Jonathan did it. He said. The record attempt combined two of his favorite sports, disc golf and running. He told Guinness if running a disc golf had a baby, it'd be mey, so the universe whispered to me to do this record. The previous record was seven minutes, twenty nine point eighty seven seconds. Johnathan did it in just under five.

2:10 He's out to set another record most disc golf hosts played in twenty four hours. He's uh, I'll let you know when he breaks it. A seafood company lost twenty seven thousand salmon from a fish form off the cost of Norway, and they're offering a bounty of about forty five dollars per fugitive fish caught. That's pretty good catch a salmon get forty five bucks. Really, fishermen, get out there. Maui, the world's largest producer of farm salmon, set about a quarter of it's one hundred and five thousand salmon escaped from a fish form and entered the waters of northwest Norway. The company said the fence separating the farm from open waters was damaged by storms. They called on registered fishing professionals to bring any of the fugitive salmon caught to designated reception centers well to be paid forty five dollars of fish. Experts say the escape fish could pose a major risk to wild sand and in the area, they could compete for the same spawning grounds and could spread infections such as sea lice. My dogs are here. Are you guys looking to go out? But I'm recording five good news stories? Can I do one more story and then we'll go out? Yeah, shake your ears. That sounds good.

3:14 On the microphone, I got to tell the people about a woman who found love and got engaged after a psychic on Etsy, And okay, I believe it all that in. There was an edit there. You know what happened. The dog nosed my microphone and knocked it out and the recording filled, so I had to start over on this story. Now I could edit all this out, but that's not fun. My dogs really came in. They did have to go, by the way. Anyway, a woman found love and got engaged after a psychic on Etsy accurately drew her future husband to Coole's thirty one. She'd been single for years and was frustrated with dating, so she connected with a clairvoyant on Etsy, who prophesied that she would meet her ideal man within nine to thirteen months. That's kind of annoying, right, because then you're like, oh, I'm gonna meet somebody, but you got to like run nine months and they're counting down well. Nine months later, she met Vitour through TikTok.

4:04 The clairvoyant said it would be the relationship we've both finally been waiting for, and we'd meet in nine to thirteen months. She said, he's very kind, had strong features, and she saw him being Mediterranean, Spanish, Portuguese, Italian. It was ninety percent accurate. I knew he was my husband when I looked at him. Nicole changed her tactics. She said, I went in thinking I'm only looking to meet my husband. They should treat me like a princess. Then dating became fun again. I was telling the universe I was going to meet my soulmate while she posted a TikTok catching the eye of vi Tour, who slid into her DMS with a message that sparked their connection. Not too long after, Vitur was asking to call out for dinner. She said, on that first date, he looked perfect. We stayed at the restaurant until it closed. The date lasted seven hours.

4:45 I felt so at peace. And guess what Those are Five good news stories for today. If you enjoy the program, tell a friend about it. They might like it too, and to go see what my dogs are up to. You have an awesome day.