Bison Adventures, Tattoo Records, and a Canine Mayor

0:03 Callaroga Shark Media. Hey there, I'm Shoanny Mack with five good news stories. Three bison escape, four bison return. Wait what happened here? Well, the good news is we got your bison back. All right? What happened in Connecticut? There were three bison that escaped from a farm. They came back with a fourth bison. Where did they randomly come up with a fourth bison? You're curious? I was curious. Well, Amanda, her family owns three b ranch, had three bison escaped by knocking over a section of wire fence on a Sunday, and they all came back on their own Tuesday night. But they had with them a newborn baby bison. That's right, Connecticut Insider says, what we've been kind of saying was that the bison went on maternity leave. The police put out a statement saying, these fluffernators, I like that word, had a few eventful days out meeting and greeting the locals, learning about the rules of the road. Everyone knows buffalo of the right away at every intersection now, and finally they decided it was time to take a nap in the comforts of their own pasture. Congratulations, to Mama and Papa Bison and their good friend apparently who knows, Johnny Mack, you never do any Guinness World records, I know, all right?

1:09 How about this one? Aspirance has the new record for most tattooed person female and most body modifications female. She's thirty six. She's also in Connecticut. She has covered ninety nine point ninety eight percent of her body and tattoos and has eighty nine body modifications. She said she got her first tattoo, which has been since covered up, about fifteen years ago. Her first body modification a split tongue, ten years ago. Her other body modifications include several body piercings, as well as tissue stretching mods and tattoos on her eyeballs and gums. She said she's not done yet in terms of my body being covered. It's still hard to imagine a set ending. For many years now, I've been moving towards more cohesiveness in my suit. That's still a name of mine. Good news. Scientists think aspirin may lower risk of colorectal cancer. As always on our mind, you don't get your medical information from a guy recording a podcast in his basement. Consult your local physicians. But a study published in GEMMA Oncology says, after following one hundred thousand men and women for thirty years, all right, so this is no flighty survey, researchers from mass General Brigham found that aspirin can quote proportionally lower than markedly elevated risk in those with multiple risk factors for colorectal cancer. Meanwhile, in Minnesota, they've elected a new mayor. This new mayor loves to scratch his ears and chew toys. If you figured out the twist yet, you probably have. The town in Minnesota is so small they don't have a city government.

2:33 But what they do have is a ceremonial mayor. Kalisi the dog was just elected as the mayor. Kalisi beat out two other dogs and a YouTube star who also read for mayor. Interestingly, Kalisi is originally from Idaho. This is not the first time a dog has been the mayor. Duke was mayor from twenty fourteen to twenty nineteen. All right, so there you are. You're in a California beach, you're a lifeguard, you're enjoying the weather, and oh, oh my god, is that a human skull. Nope, Nope, nope, Relax. The Long Beach Police Department said lifeguards contact of authorities when they found what appeared to be a human skull with part of its face missing. Rumors spread on social media about a grizzly discovery. Police said they were close to launching a homicide investigation when medical examiners determined that the skull was not from a human or any animal. It was a plastic prop skull that merely appeared realistic from a distance. And those are your five good news stories for today. If you would like the program without commercials, there's a link of the show notes and tell you how that works. Five bucks a month you get this one and a bunch of others, including Daily Comedy News, which I host seven days a week. Can get to all that commercial free. And if you like the program, tell a friend about it. They might like it too.

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