Sept. 26, 2024

Bear Invades Classroom

Show Notes
Transcript

00:11 Lost Wedding Ring Found After 60 Years
00:56 Kangaroo Causes Traffic Jam in West Virginia
01:40 Texas Woman Sets Record for Largest Tongue
02:09 Lion Takes Selfies with Hidden Camera
02:35 Bear Invades Classroom

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Caalaroka Shark Media. Hey there, I'm Johnny Mack with five

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good news stories. A wedding ring was found after sixty years.

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Barbara said her husband Glenn, lost his wedding ring just

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two months after their wedding in nineteen sixty three. The

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ring was lost near the tree they planted after returning

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home from their honeymoon. They looked it never turned up. Unfortunately,

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Glenn died in December. He was buried on the farm.

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Barbara hired someone to place at Glenn's grave marker. While

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working near the tree, Jonathan spotted something listening in the sun.

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It was the ring, Jonathan's wife to the local TV station.

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Odds are a million to one. It's like finding a

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needle in a haystack. God works in mysterious ways. Barbara

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said the ring was the first of two that her

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husband managed to lose over the years. She kept his

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third wedding ring instead of having it buried with him.

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He said, I didn't send it with him. I thought

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he might lose it on his way to heaven. I

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didn't know. All right, here's this episode's reason why you

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could tell your boss you were late to work. This

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one not in California for a change. This one in

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West Virginia. There was a loose kangaroo. Didn't expect that.

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That's right, drivers were delayed by a kangaroo on the loose. No,

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it's all the local TV. I was driving to work.

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We had five cars in front of us. That's stopped

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the middle of the road. I was trying to look

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around and see what the hold up was. Then I

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saw kangaroo hopping up the road. He took pictures of

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the kangaroo posted on a Facebook. He contacted a friend

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who was able to speak to the owners of the kangaroo,

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who have owned the pet since it was a baby.

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The kangaroo was returned safely home. The West Virginia Department

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of Agriculture cleared this up. In case you're wondering. Kangaroos

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are legal to keep as pets in West Virginia. A

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Texas woman said a Guinness World Record all right, what

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do you got this time? John Brittany applied for the

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title of biggest tongue. Brittney's tongue is three point eleven

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inches wide. Emily the previous record holder, her tongue was

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two point eight nine inches wide. Now you're probably wondering

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how wide your tongue is. I know, I'm sitting here.

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I don't know. Three tom is sounding a lot. Maybe

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it is, I don't know. The male version of the

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record belongs to Brian, his tongue three point four to

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nine inches wide. The Oregon Zoo placed a hidden camera

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in its lion enclosure, but it didn't stay hidden for long.

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The lion found it and put it in its mouth.

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The Portland Zoo posted on Facebook the camera discovered by

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some lions who took some selfies. They carried around the enclosure,

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then a lion attempted to eat it, offering an up

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close look inside a lion's mouth. Zoo official say, with

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the help of care staff, we hit a camera in

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the lion habitat. Didn't stay hidden for long. Meanwhile, we're

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all back to school now, including a black bear. Elaine

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the teachers that she left her classroom to make some

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copies in the office. She came back to the classroom

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and there was a bear. Luckily, no children in the classroom,

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just a bear. She closed the door, gave the bear

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detention inside the room. We've all been there also in

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the room with the bear her cell phone. She said,

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I went back to the office to call my husband.

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What is he gonna do? He's at work, he's into basement,

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he's recording his podcast. His wife calls and goes, hey,

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there's a bear's stuck in my classroom. What do you

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want me to do about it? Call the cops? I

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don't know, Elaine said. My first thought was is it

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going to do any damage? I have a brand new

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floor and already had my decorations up. So the husband

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came down. Here's the solution. He held the door open

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to let the bear out. The teacher said. The only

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damage was to an earthquake kit. She says, we usually

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have an earthquake kit where they have snacks just in

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case of emergency, and the bear went through it. School officials,

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totally overreacting, are now planning to replace door handles with

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bear resistant door handles. We demand action. What are you

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doing to stop this from happening? Ever again, school officials,

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such an overreaction. Those your five good news stories for today.

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If you enjoy the program and tell a friend about

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it too. If you see a bear in a classroom,

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call the cops. Don't open the door. What are you doing?

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Have a great day?